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leonyxl
westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

tumblgang

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

kiiboi-v3

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

theytrey

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

carryonmywaywardcaptain

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

rauggra

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

alsamil

… It’s 2020

dealanexmachina

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

keenmarvellover

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

more-like-reyna

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

ladyvesuvia

i dont get it

fives-cup-of-coffee

omg ves search it up

headcannonsforlife

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

memeingcheetah27

i like being able to live
life’s bad as it is no thanks

tommysparker

can’t risk it sorry

cade-the-dino

sorry no risks here

queenanon

Risk taker? Wrong person

nightingalestakeflight

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

ilove-evanpeters

paranoid help

sophiaj650

Oh hell no! I’m not testing her, not after the years we’ve been having.

coolnamestillpending

Helllll to the naaaa haha

Honestly this movie was just so good, like a huge part of my childhood. Wish we had more like it.

fckwritersblock

Yeah, no

Not risking that shit

melaninsugababy

Ain’t got to tell me twice 😅

hunterbunter3000

Now this is Madame Zeroni, and you do NOT mess with Madame Zeroni.

hunterbunter3000
westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

tumblgang

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

kiiboi-v3

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

theytrey

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

carryonmywaywardcaptain

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

rauggra

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

alsamil

… It’s 2020

dealanexmachina

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

keenmarvellover

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

more-like-reyna

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

ladyvesuvia

i dont get it

fives-cup-of-coffee

omg ves search it up

headcannonsforlife

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

memeingcheetah27

i like being able to live
life’s bad as it is no thanks

tommysparker

can’t risk it sorry

cade-the-dino

sorry no risks here

queenanon

Risk taker? Wrong person

nightingalestakeflight

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

ilove-evanpeters

paranoid help

sophiaj650

Oh hell no! I’m not testing her, not after the years we’ve been having.

coolnamestillpending

Helllll to the naaaa haha

Honestly this movie was just so good, like a huge part of my childhood. Wish we had more like it.

fckwritersblock

Yeah, no

Not risking that shit

melaninsugababy

Ain’t got to tell me twice 😅

hunterbunter3000

Now this is Madame Zeroni, and you do NOT mess with Madame Zeroni.

luvrspetal
luvrspetal

Being the Darling of a Mafia Boss with Albedo, Childe and Kaeya


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♡ Pairing: Kaeya, Albedo, Childe x gn!Reader (seperate)
♡ Genre: fluff
♡ Warnings: mentions of blood, corpses, threats, implied stalking and basically average mafia content...
♡ A/N: sorry for the lack of posts! i just wasn’t in the mood to write... i hope this makes up for it.

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「 Kaeya 」
♡ ⇢ Probably fell in love at sight.
♡ ⇢ When he first met you, you were at his knees, being dragged by two of his subordinates. Apparently you had caused some trouble, when you merely claimed that somebody was getting a little handsy and you needed to teach them a lesson, not even realizing they were a lieutenant of the strongest mafia hidden deep in the underground civilization.
♡ ⇢ At first, he treats you like any proper gentleman would; sympathizing with your issue, promising he’d get things straightened out with your harasser, but on the way outside would accidentally show you dead bodies, just to see your reaction.
♡ ⇢ When you stare at it for about two seconds before continuing to walk forward without much notice, he covers his mouth with his hands, hiding his wide grin.
♡ ⇢ After letting you go, Kaeya can’t help but be infatuated by you — walking out of one of the main mafia bunkers like you just stepped outside the door of your house.
♡ ⇢ Giving you gifts, taking you out on dinners, he seems like perfect boyfriend material. He does his best to try to stray away from the fact he’s part of the mafia, even though you’re well-aware of his job.
♡ ⇢ When you both finally start dating, he will definitely show you off to the world.
♡ ⇢ When torturing people, he will always smile in sweet bliss and show off pictures of you to them, as if they aren’t tied and beaten up.
♡ ⇢ He’ll sometimes ask them to rate you, and if it’s anything below 999 out of 10, they’re immediately going to die.
“Aren’t they the best lover ever? Hey, I didn’t cut your tongue off just yet, so respond.”

「 Albedo 」
♡ ⇢ Thinks of you as an ‘interesting’ specimen.
♡ ⇢ When you were capable of beating three of his men at once without even breaking a sweat, he wonders more about your power and strength.
♡ ⇢ “It’s merely curiosity,” he assures himself. Yet he does background checks on you and everybody in your life, gets people to report your every move to him and thinks about you every single moment.
♡ ⇢ “One day, I’ll get bored of them.” He chides in himself, as that was the case with everything else. Albedo usually looked for somebody interesting that were captured in his claws, but in less than a week were killed and thrown out like trash after he lost entertainment in them.
♡ ⇢ But a week passes, and so does another. A few months pass by, and he is even more interested in you.
♡ ⇢ Decides to slip into your life through an acquaintance. They want to introduce you to a friend, and it so happens to be Albedo. Coincidentally, they can’t come along through the hangout, but it’s fine, since you both hit it off instantly!
♡ ⇢ He will probably eventually tell you about his identity, partially because he doesn’t want to lie to you and also because he’s curious about how you’ll take it. When you don’t treat him any different, he’s even more interested in you now.
♡ ⇢ Don’t expect to be able to leave his side after this. You’ve caught his attention, and he’s never getting bored of you.
“Are you not fazed by the thought that I am a very dangerous person? How peculiar. It seems I have a lot to learn about you.”

「 Childe 」
♡ ⇢ He at first treats you like a challenge, wondering how long it will take for him to conquer you.
♡ ⇢ When you first meet him, he pops into your life as a hero, saving you from assailants, you’re completely unaware that he had known you for months.
♡ ⇢ He’s always there for you, no matter where you are. He manages to find a way to help you when you’re in need, wherever you may be.
♡ ⇢ Unless you’re extremely perceptive, you’ll probably never figure out that he’s part of the mafia, much less a leader of an organization.
♡ ⇢ Knows everything about you, your favorite color, what food you like and even your ring finger size.
♡ ⇢ Remember that guy who bumped into you in the store and argued with you about it? No you don’t, he’s gone now. You know that lady who purposely turns you into a laughingstock at work because you got a promotion and she didn’t? I guess she just decided to leave the city.
♡ ⇢ Spoiler: Childe was the reason they disappeared from civilization.
♡ ⇢ Doesn’t try forcing your relationship with him, since he doesn’t want you to see the worse side of him.
♡ ⇢ Everybody bows at him with utmost respect, so being called Ajax, his birth name, and being treated like an actual human being makes the wait of gaining your heart worth it.
“Hmm? Oh, blood on my shirt? Don’t worry, it isn’t mine.”

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t-oji

do a picrew of ya’ man !!!!! hehe i had to do a shirtless version too HNGHHHH he looks so hot 😩🛐

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dabipawz

dis picrew is so ໒꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა oh wow . wowiiie . have modern day boyfies touya, yuuji, n zhongli chu~~ !!

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no pressure tags : @ickyism @bassslut @dilfiwa @meowzfordayz @sweetsbysatori <3

meowzfordayz

Ty for tagging me @dabipawz​ !! 💗 Modern Tanjirou, Sanemi, and Giyuu !! Almost made Kyojuro too, but it’s a slippery slope from 1 to 3 to everyone. 😅 P.S. Idk how to get the photos to go side by side. 😫 Ik usually just click and drag, but the only options I’m getting are to put them above or below each other.

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Tagging (obvi no pressure tho) @demonbanger, @maaarshieee, @shinox, and @somelattes​ !! And anyone else !! 🤗

shinox

Thank you for the tag @meowzfordayz ! I did my best to make the ❤️‍🔥 boi ᕙ( : ˘ ∧ ˘ : )ᕗ

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I’ll pass it on to @hexyourheartablaze and @akazaapologist 🤌⚡and anyone else who wants to make one! No pressure!! 💙💙

hexyourheartablaze

!! Thanks for tagging me, Shino!! This was fun, I tried to make Sanemi but I failed horribly so here’s Tengen Uzui and my OC Genichiro lol

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@yeehawshira @viiwid @lusus–naturae and like… any other mutual watching…

lusus--naturae

I made my homemade blorbos

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Astaroth, Ronive, Eligos, my sweet boys

Tagging @malewife-central @henry-and-the-seven-lords @starlight-in-the-dark

henry-and-the-seven-lords

I tried my best to make Ruggie Mammon and Gorou… idk how well they turned out…

I am not great at picrews…

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I tag @bunna-does-stuff @lunalyx @beels-burger-babe @ash-the-nekogirl @vallison-rea anyone else who wants to join!

leonyxl

Thank you for tagging me @henry-and-the-seven-lords !

i tried to make belphegor and childe but i think i failed TvT

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tagging:

@obeythebutler

@obey-me-stuffs

@asmo-ds

and anyone else who wants to join!